It might just be me…

When I’m on the phone with someone and they ask, “And what was your name?”
I want to reply, “It was Kimberly but now it’s Juanita.”

Then when they ask, “Can you spell your name?”
I want to reply, “Well, no. It’s new and I don’t know how to spell it yet.”

Unless they were smart enough to not ask the previous question, then I want to reply, “Yes and I can put my shoes on the correct feet. How about you?”

Good thing I don’t say what I’m thinking… most of the time.

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